This is very sad news.  I was an inch away from seeing their Pitchfork after-party show, but was too exhausted to go.  I figured I'd just see them the next time they were in town.  What a tragedy.

This is very sad news.  I was an inch away from seeing their Pitchfork after-party show, but was too exhausted to go.  I figured I'd just see them the next time they were in town.  What a tragedy.

The lifeclock in her palm is blinking like crazy.

Don't encourage him.  And that goes for listening to ska AND sexualizing barely legal girls.

Don't encourage him.  And that goes for listening to ska AND sexualizing barely legal girls.

I totally agree with everything you wrote, but I read the whole thing in Brak's voice, and that softened the impact of your words significantly.

I totally agree with everything you wrote, but I read the whole thing in Brak's voice, and that softened the impact of your words significantly.

You're not kidding, a 4 minute song is about 3 minutes and 45 seconds more time than I need to run through all of the nostalgia I can muster for high school.  Now that I think of it, 1979 makes me nostalgic for a high school experience that I don't think I ever had.

You're not kidding, a 4 minute song is about 3 minutes and 45 seconds more time than I need to run through all of the nostalgia I can muster for high school.  Now that I think of it, 1979 makes me nostalgic for a high school experience that I don't think I ever had.

As best I can figure, the X Men are real and at least one of them makes mix tapes for the AV Club.  That's how I plan on reading this article, you're welcome to whatever interpretation you'd like.

As best I can figure, the X Men are real and at least one of them makes mix tapes for the AV Club.  That's how I plan on reading this article, you're welcome to whatever interpretation you'd like.

Tyler the Creator just seems too young to me for me to form any critical opinion about.  I'm getting too old.

Tyler the Creator just seems too young to me for me to form any critical opinion about.  I'm getting too old.

In my opinion, 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins is probably the single most perfect song to relive school through.

In my opinion, 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins is probably the single most perfect song to relive school through.

I might be alone in this, but from the very first time I listened to The Suburbs to today, I still think that's an album for grownups remembering being teenagers rather than an album for teenagers.  If I want to relive high school, I'll listen to Siamese Dream.  If I want to think about what high school meant, I'll…

I might be alone in this, but from the very first time I listened to The Suburbs to today, I still think that's an album for grownups remembering being teenagers rather than an album for teenagers.  If I want to relive high school, I'll listen to Siamese Dream.  If I want to think about what high school meant, I'll…

Exactly.  I liked OK Cupid quite a bit and nosed around a few of her other songs on youtube, none of which were as interesting as Ok Cupid.  I honestly think she has a lot of promise (especially lyrically, a little less so musically), but it's really too soon to say if lightening is going to strike twice with her.  I…

Exactly.  I liked OK Cupid quite a bit and nosed around a few of her other songs on youtube, none of which were as interesting as Ok Cupid.  I honestly think she has a lot of promise (especially lyrically, a little less so musically), but it's really too soon to say if lightening is going to strike twice with her.  I…

*Mouses hair, dons corduroy suit coat and thick rimmed glasses, does stupid dance*