But if I wore earplugs, I wouldn't be able to experience Hetfield's feelings on his relationship with tables, silly.

But if I wore earplugs, I wouldn't be able to experience Hetfield's feelings on his relationship with tables, silly.

Sounds great, I need something to wear while I listen to Loutallica.

Sounds great, I need something to wear while I listen to Loutallica.

*Pencils in "elf" between "robot" and "ho" on list of things not to be trusted*

*Pencils in "elf" between "robot" and "ho" on list of things not to be trusted*

Do you think Jackson made a bad adaptation of a good story, or do you just think that it was a bad story all around?

Do you think Jackson made a bad adaptation of a good story, or do you just think that it was a bad story all around?

No joke.  I missed Two Towers when it was in theaters (which happens to still be my favorite book and movie) and I kick myself to this day that I didn't manage to see it on the big screen.

No joke.  I missed Two Towers when it was in theaters (which happens to still be my favorite book and movie) and I kick myself to this day that I didn't manage to see it on the big screen.

Sorry, that's already the name of my Led Zeppelin/Alan Parsons Project cover band.

Sorry, that's already the name of my Led Zeppelin/Alan Parsons Project cover band.

I like the idea of a guy in a leather jacket pony-jacking Bill from Sam.

I like the idea of a guy in a leather jacket pony-jacking Bill from Sam.

Yeah, with the beard he sort of looked like the well meaning but socially unskilled guy who worked at the local movie rental place who you'd never ever hang out with but who you sort of sympathized with.  Without it he's just butt ugly.

Yeah, with the beard he sort of looked like the well meaning but socially unskilled guy who worked at the local movie rental place who you'd never ever hang out with but who you sort of sympathized with.  Without it he's just butt ugly.

One copy of Dodeca Glands, please.

One copy of Dodeca Glands, please.

Oh god, don't even mention that.  Scrappy Kong nearly sullied the memory of that whole movie.

Oh god, don't even mention that.  Scrappy Kong nearly sullied the memory of that whole movie.