Yeah, there's definitely a mack daddy pun somewhere in here waiting to be realized.

Yeah, there's definitely a mack daddy pun somewhere in here waiting to be realized.

I think if vaginas actually did something when they got flashed, it would make for a way, way more interesting news cycle.

I think if vaginas actually did something when they got flashed, it would make for a way, way more interesting news cycle.

No, it's the latter.  I'm friends with a hardcore electronic music fan, and we've had the conversation enough times now that I'm kind of willing to bend and acknowledge that DJing requires musical talent.  But then I'll see something about how on a whim, Paris Hilton can become a DJ this week, and is capable of…

No, it's the latter.  I'm friends with a hardcore electronic music fan, and we've had the conversation enough times now that I'm kind of willing to bend and acknowledge that DJing requires musical talent.  But then I'll see something about how on a whim, Paris Hilton can become a DJ this week, and is capable of…

Clearly, then, Melisandre is Palin.

Clearly, then, Melisandre is Palin.

FWD: Rob Stark was adopted!!!  Have Proof!!!!

FWD: Rob Stark was adopted!!!  Have Proof!!!!

Yeah, but none of those things are didactic tales for a hopelessly regressive and wildly harmful political worldview that services the interests of a very small number of incredibly wealthy people.

Yeah, but none of those things are didactic tales for a hopelessly regressive and wildly harmful political worldview that services the interests of a very small number of incredibly wealthy people.

Things Atlas Shrugged is good for:

Things Atlas Shrugged is good for:

I was trying to think of an actress who could play Ayn Rand if they were to include a cameo of her in the film, and seriously no one came to mind because she's such a shriveled, hate spewing monster that no one with aspirations of movie stardom would ever bare even a passing resemblance with her.  They'd have to CGI…

I was trying to think of an actress who could play Ayn Rand if they were to include a cameo of her in the film, and seriously no one came to mind because she's such a shriveled, hate spewing monster that no one with aspirations of movie stardom would ever bare even a passing resemblance with her.  They'd have to CGI…

I don't plan on watching this film, but I do plan on checking it out of my local public library branch for irony's sake.

I don't plan on watching this film, but I do plan on checking it out of my local public library branch for irony's sake.

I don't know, there's this aggravating quality of "look what I made!" to all of his songs that reminds me of listening to music high school friends of mine made in their free time.  It's not that it's bad exactly, it's just that if I weren't listening to it to support friends, I would have no reason to listen to it at…

I don't know, there's this aggravating quality of "look what I made!" to all of his songs that reminds me of listening to music high school friends of mine made in their free time.  It's not that it's bad exactly, it's just that if I weren't listening to it to support friends, I would have no reason to listen to it at…