I didn't read the books so this comes as no disappointment to me.  Enjoy watching your mouths foam from nerd-rage, losers.  I'm off to sincerely enjoy things that aren't authentic.

I didn't read the books so this comes as no disappointment to me.  Enjoy watching your mouths foam from nerd-rage, losers.  I'm off to sincerely enjoy things that aren't authentic.

This song is a total jam.  Can't wait to look into the rest of this album.

This song is a total jam.  Can't wait to look into the rest of this album.

ASCH TO ASCH

ASCH TO ASCH

That's some pro-tier cultural referencing you're doing, @avclub-354d2a6c6dc7c81d151228eb1db371c9:disqus.

That's some pro-tier cultural referencing you're doing, @avclub-354d2a6c6dc7c81d151228eb1db371c9:disqus.

I know the age of consent varies state to state, but how old do you have to be to get married?  Is it 18?

I know the age of consent varies state to state, but how old do you have to be to get married?  Is it 18?

Really? Only one third of a Katy Perry? 

Really? Only one third of a Katy Perry? 

Oh man, today in "collaborations I wish I had the income to personally bankroll"

Oh man, today in "collaborations I wish I had the income to personally bankroll"

FLAGGED

FLAGGED

You know, I'm rooting for her.  I kind of like the fact that she misreads counter cultural meanings and symbols in her frantic efforts to distance herself from her vanilla upbringings, because it kind of reminds me of how I was at 15 or so.  I see much of my own upbringing in that cell phone video of her smoking…

You know, I'm rooting for her.  I kind of like the fact that she misreads counter cultural meanings and symbols in her frantic efforts to distance herself from her vanilla upbringings, because it kind of reminds me of how I was at 15 or so.  I see much of my own upbringing in that cell phone video of her smoking…

Man, I don't even know.  I'm getting old.

Man, I don't even know.  I'm getting old.