I'm tired of zombies.  There you go, you fucking assholes.  You got me to say it.

I'm tired of zombies.  There you go, you fucking assholes.  You got me to say it.

@avclub-e3019767b1b23f82883c9850356b71d6:disqus I know I might sound hyperbolic, but to this day I honestly think that's the most satisfying line in any movie ever.

@avclub-e3019767b1b23f82883c9850356b71d6:disqus I know I might sound hyperbolic, but to this day I honestly think that's the most satisfying line in any movie ever.

The only thing that really works in the colonists scene is seeing the alien spacecraft from the colonists eyes, who think it's their deliverance rather than their doom.  It recreates the foreboding of the first film while adding an extra layer of tragedy from how askew the colonists' expectations of what they'll find…

The only thing that really works in the colonists scene is seeing the alien spacecraft from the colonists eyes, who think it's their deliverance rather than their doom.  It recreates the foreboding of the first film while adding an extra layer of tragedy from how askew the colonists' expectations of what they'll find…

@avclub-e53fc2424af041d07a7eef5cd8773505:disqus, that's exactly what Hitler said right before he did the Holocaust.

@avclub-e53fc2424af041d07a7eef5cd8773505:disqus, that's exactly what Hitler said right before he did the Holocaust.

The other great thing about the machine gun scene, I think, is that without it, you never get the total sense of how cramped the humans are in their stronghold.  In the original cut, the boundaries of the areas Ripley and company walled off for themselves are explained but just don't feel quite as certain without…

The other great thing about the machine gun scene, I think, is that without it, you never get the total sense of how cramped the humans are in their stronghold.  In the original cut, the boundaries of the areas Ripley and company walled off for themselves are explained but just don't feel quite as certain without…

I'm completely alone in the world but I love this show. Correlation destroyed?

I'm completely alone in the world but I love this show. Correlation destroyed?

That's exactly my overall opinion of the last season of The Office.  Before, my two reasons for watching were to watch the Jim and Pam will they or won't they story first and to watch Jim mess with Dwight second.  Now that Jim and Pam are kind of bouge-y middle class old people and Dwight is equal parts compassion and…

That's exactly my overall opinion of the last season of The Office.  Before, my two reasons for watching were to watch the Jim and Pam will they or won't they story first and to watch Jim mess with Dwight second.  Now that Jim and Pam are kind of bouge-y middle class old people and Dwight is equal parts compassion and…

@avclub-d485c2cd25e482dc2c0b60bfad47fd73:disqus I don't know why, but I didn't laugh until I saw that that was posted at like 3 am.

@avclub-d485c2cd25e482dc2c0b60bfad47fd73:disqus I don't know why, but I didn't laugh until I saw that that was posted at like 3 am.

"Dammit, Jim!  You know I hate it when you put my things in Jell-OooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH-OH-OWWWWWWWWWW"

"Dammit, Jim!  You know I hate it when you put my things in Jell-OooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OH-OH-OWWWWWWWWWW"

I'm actually in favor of hipster racism, because it's one of the few places I see white people actually talking about racism in mundane contexts.  The conservative position on race is "it doesn't matter because your standing is entirely a reflection on how hard you work," whereas the politically correct stance on race…

I'm actually in favor of hipster racism, because it's one of the few places I see white people actually talking about racism in mundane contexts.  The conservative position on race is "it doesn't matter because your standing is entirely a reflection on how hard you work," whereas the politically correct stance on race…