NO CHILDREN YOU'RE NOT
SEEING THINGS, THIS MY LITTLE
FRIENDS, IS A "SCHWA" (fin)

Wuthering Firefleights?

Horese ebooks and Chet Haze are responsible for generating like 90% of the content that I retweet.  Bravo.

yeah, but Whedon has a tremendous talent for SORTA SPOILERS killing off characters and then bringing them back or working around them.  He basically kills Fred in Angel, he kills Tara and Joyce in Buffy, and those shows had arguably some of their strongest episodes following.  It's sort of frustrating because Whedon…

Dollhouse's first season was so full of problems that it's all the more frustrating to watch the latter part of the second season where you start seeing how big Joss's hopes were for that show.

NO BRING BACK FIREFLY INSTEAD WHAT'S CONFUSING ABOUT THIS JESUS

Now THAT'S how you write a headline.

Well, who among us hasn't at one time or another.

I'm not gonna click that link, but I'd be willing to bet my children's futures on someone in that video having a pompadour. 

Yeah, those are the big two, but I usually give the nod to Picaresque, which seems a little more consistently good to me. 

I think this might be metal for people who live on a planet that doesn't have metal.  To reiterate:
Here's the heaviest track on The Hazards of Love:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yeah, that's pretty bumpy too.  I don't know if this changes things, but of all the Decemberists' songs that could come on for me, it's freaking "Valerie Plame," which has this twee drum line that just utterly destroys any sexy bass/drums induced euphoria I was in before : http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yeah, you're basically Number 1.  Go ahead and break the seal of a celebratory bottle of champagne.

Yeah, this is the best pun anyone's gonna make today, I'm calling it.

We're just trying to shake out the last drops of comedy from the meme.

You've gotta be kidney, Grylls was an entertainment whiz kid! They'll have have to have a bladder reason than "contractual disputes" to let him go!

Maybe you should take the weekend off, go to a cabin in the middle of nowhere upstate, and try not to take in any more pop culture for a while.

"Just tell me what you people want me to say!"
"Say 'anything' you want."

Oh man, that sounds super familiar.  I think I heard that song in that same class I took, unless I'm confusing this with another story about a Catholic woman's army of dead bastard children.

Are you saying you appreciate The Muppets on much deeper level than me?