I wouldn't even care about winning the Blahscer, it's BLAHner just to be Blahminated by the Blahcademy.

Irish need not apply.

This is such a good find.  I was just complaining how Wikipedia doesn't have summaries of every Goosebumps book, which for me calls into question what Wikipedia is there for at all.  But with Blogger Beware, I get my snark half done for me!

I'm trying to go through old Goosebumps memories, but for some reason, Wikipedia doesn't have plot summaries of every Goosebumps book.  What is Wikipedia even for if not that?

Maybe is was a gateway to another dimension- a skeleton dimension!!!

Now that's an must retweet if ever there was one!

I refuse to acknowledge someone calling themselves McG as a human being until they find a vowel for their goddamn name.

Actually, that might bring back your goddamn honey.

The lurching thing spake with his gargling voice, "Cool Story Alert: Once I met Anne Hathaway and it's more like And Fapaway, amIritefellas?"

Whoa, he didn't say it was in Maine and that the couple was white.

I just want you all to know that I love this thread and all of you right now. Although if we were really trying to match R.L. Stine, we'd have to have Chapter three end with "…And that's when Billy realized the shadow on the floor was inching closer and closer to him!"

As I fell to my knees, an eerie sound came through the window facing the abandoned bell tower…

It's really the same principle as that massive fan made Star Wars project that reshot the entire series scene for scene using whatever props, actors, and effects ordinary Star Wars nerds could throw together.  It seems like a great idea on paper, but have you tried watching more than ten minutes at a time?  It's…

Yeah, but the MC5 aren't really there to be taken seriously.  They're there because they barely  understand how guitars work, but slapped together an 8 minute rock epic about exploring the universe in a starship.  It would be unbearably pretentious if it weren't so funny.

Chang your attitude, pal.

Would it be possible for him to make more Home Movies instead of this?  I really miss that show.

As a die hard Community fan, I just don't see terribly good things coming out of this.

"Now let's all bow our heads and try be serious."

Big hair, membership in the White Panthers, and being able to pull off a suede vest with no shirt underneath doesn't go as far these days as it used to.

I thought the same thing.  I had to scroll to the top of the page and think about what I would have to do to myself to give my skin that same dehydrated, distressed look in the next year, but I can't picture what a Mount Denali sized pile of cocaine would look like.