Sure, now that Osama's dead, celebrities like Marky Mark and Kyle Chandler are coming out of the woodwork to say bad things about him since it's suddenly a popular position.  But where were they back in 2001? Lousy bandwagoners.

Why are so many shows that are bound to fail being set in Chicago?  There's Boss, Whitney, The Chicago Code, Friends With Benefits- and those are just the ones I can name off the top of my head.  I guess there are some like Happy Endings that seem to have some staying power, but this city is turning into a Gallipoli…

The Picasso Pussy!  Lady's Choice! And the Diarrhea Machine!

PUSSY DOOOOLLLLSSSS (Endless mounting reverb)

I don't know why I think this, but it's absolutely, without a doubt, the sexiest movement in women's fashion as far as I'm concerned.  I'm now an adult and I still have the same crush on Melissa Auf Der Maur that I did in 8th grade.

Have you theen thith, have you heard about thith?

"on Courtney Love's head…" Wait, you mean the woman was Courtney Love and the turtle was just a turtle?!  That casts the "Courtney Love killed her daughter's pets" story in a whole new light!

Posts like this are one of the best reasons to read the comments sections here.

She's actually really pretty in that picture.  Losing the turtle and reversing 20 years worth of hard drug use really does wonders for a person.

[Pulls out a briefcase full of cocaine]
Let's write a fucking script today, @avclub-3fe1fdfda58715ff89476bc53fe3d5f8:disqus.

Kylie has plenty of good songs, though.  I don't know her albums at all, but I've liked her singles pretty consistently well.  "In Your Eyes" is the best of the bunch in my opinion"  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Crunk, if I recall correctly, could either mean getting "crazy drunk" (hence, crunk), or getting stoned while being super drunk.  Bear in minf that this was also way back in 2006, when the hilarious novelty of the Black Eyed Peas hadn't yet worn off.

@avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus Man, I totally forgot about NY Loose!  Spit was such a good song, I must've listened to it about a thousand times when I was in high school.

I see No Doubt's discography is kind of a long, unfortunate regression into less and less listenable music, but those first two albums are totally solid.  I don't find myself with any impulse to go through many No Doubt B Sides, but their singles from Tragic Kingdom and Return of Saturn are all pop gems.

@avclub-9f1f64b519d20e2ccc36e1589a8f7555:disqus  Kottonmouth Kings are easily the worst thing I heard when I was high school (and maybe since then, even).  I used to get a ride home from school from a girl who was really sweet and good hearted, but she was really interested in Juggalo culture- or excuse me,…

At some point, you really have to mentally wall off the people who ate two dozen eggs in one sitting because the internet told them to.

TOO SOON

We've actually been in up to our galoshes in shitstorm since midnight when the article was posted.  And it ain't clearin' up, either.

[Hours later, in front of a wall sized chalkboard with a massive flow chart]

Yeah, as someone who sincerely likes the Doors, this is the most frustrating part of the band (or maybe the most frustrating part of their legacy). The idea that a bunch of writers for Rolling Stone and wrinkley baby boomers with 401(k)s are using the Doors as an excuse to break out their tie dye headbands and talk…