@avclub-587cfeb528aef752bfe58ce611c4f9ce:disqus Yeah, that first Best Coast album was really unique in that it managed to do a bunch of stuff  I'd usually write off as hipster nonsense (nostalgic surf pop with listless light weight lyrics to imaginary lovers), but the whole thing just worked for some reason. I'm not…

It is a totally different animal, but I think I liked The Innkeepers a little more than you did.  House of the Devil has an absolutely perfectly paced, slow burning rising action that is really, really difficult to improve upon.  The only break in the tension you get is when you get that one laugh during the pizza…

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus  Yeah, the times I've seen Cracked try to summarize evolutionary psychology (which is bogus pseudo science anyways) in hip young internet lingo, I wanted to throw my laptop through a window.

Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zap/Electric currents in my lap

"I chugged donkey semen all the way to stardom!" -Something no one would have said even if this episode had aired

Victorian House? I could've sworn that was a Painted Lady.

Noooooooope!

Are you kidding? After the CBS producers get through tweaking it to appeal to wider audience, it'll probably be Edward Cullen in a red wig trying to tell jokes about his balls with that English accent.

You read Cracked?

The Macho Man is a shining example of a stable period of normal science.

@avclub-3b661d671740495716434a3ba797c6f2:disqus  , I applaud your restraint for not posting the ten minute long loop.

It's all misdirection meant to pull believers away from that sweet, sweet Dawes sound!   The AV Club are the Pharisees!

The AV Club was so much easier to understand when it was just Koski publicly trying to rationalize liking Britney Spears.

People do like the way she catches ham.

No, I think we lost. When professional media tries to participate in memes, it really only acts to steamroll whatever edgy excitement the meme used to have.  Pack it up boys.  The Laurel Canyon Sound is over.

Her?

*Makes furiously jerky head movements, hand movements to AC/DC riff

Yeah, this managed to rocket from "thing I wasn't paying attention to" to "thing I absolutely must see" in the course of reading half of the headline.

Can the detective hacker also be a vampire?  Can she have a female roommate?

*Network makes show about a renegade hacker operating outside of the confines of law to do what's right
*Network in real life supports SOPA