Yeah, or it could just be it's own movie.  It has none of the original cast, none of the same characters by the looks of it, a different director, and it's clearly not going after the same low budget feel of the original.  All that's really intact is the premise of "teenagers go to isolated cabin and are attacked by…

Tangential, but I would absolutely love it if 'nwords' became a hopelessly misguided neologism that white people adopted so they could shout it at clubs in place of 'nigger' whenever "Gold Digger" by Kanye West comes on.

Adele is made less generic because she's fat, which (starts nervously fumbling) isn't something I would, um bring up if- I mean (sweats) other people didn't always bring it up in the first place when, um, I mean (trails off)

Agreed.  The Hater is usually good for a chuckle or two, but there's something about the deliver that makes The Hater's snark seem nit picky in comparison to O'Neil's witty updates.

I wish the AV Club could award medals for posts like this.

Back in my day, this movie was called "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" and it was twice as winkingly campy as this will ever be!

And the countdown to inevitable disappointment continues.

Hands down the best part of Showgirls.

As a result of watching the first episode of the new Portlandia season, I gave Battlestar Galactica a try.  I'm two episodes into the first season- can anybody tell me when it's going to start being entertaining?  I'm staying with it on the basis of how good the third season of Angel was after how mediocre the first…

Also, how does krumping fit into all of this?

In the same vein as the Melvins, the fact the Jesus Lizard got both Blue and Shot released by Capitol Records after Kurt Cobain died is pretty other worldly.  The idea of a major label releasing not one but two Jesus Lizard albums at a time when Gavin Rossdale was becoming the face of grunge is just bizarre.

Good lord, did the RHCP put out an album this year?  That seems like the kind of thing I would have at least heard about. What else did I miss? Was there a Silverchair reunion or something?

Depending on who you're talking to, that could be either the most or least ridiculous thing they believe.  To their credit, they do hate things like the Federal Reserve for the right reasons, but generally they also hate the FDA, the EPA, any form of public education, gun control, anything besides the gold standard,…

References to the Enrique Iglesias song "Tonight I'm Fucking Enkidu" are also acceptable.

Ron Paul's internet legions are more typo prone.

Except in extreme cases, I usually put awful albums out of my mind as soon I hear they exist, so nothing really comes to mind as far as glaring omissions go.  What do you think they missed?

No, you know what it is?  The video has the same feel as those boner pill commercials that take place in early 60's suburbia, and it's supposed to be kitschy and cute but the whole thing has that creepy, manufactured feeling. It's like everyone is actually an alien that's trying to put the humans they abducted at ease…

I'm Sexy and You Got It (The Party Rock Stuff)

It's a pretty miserable state of affairs when Loutallica didn't get the least essential album award.  That album has been the punchline to like half of the music related jokes I've made this year, and Everclear still trumped them. I hope the US's exports of TV comedies that are too beautiful to live in this world can…

Jane's Addiction is a strange band in that the people I know who are part of their absolute hardest core, most inner circle fanboy elite are unified in the opinion there's no reason to listen to about half of their discography.  There are plenty of Billy Corgan fans, for example, who will argue unbendingly that that…