They need to take their clout get with Dan Harmon and make the Community paintball movie we need.

Hey, look at the sanctimonious person that's never worn makeup, styled their hair or worn attractive clothing. MrsLangdonAlger also gets really mad when unattractive people give her compliments but smiles coquettishly when the hottie at the supermarket checks her out.

Interesting quote to pull from Charlie Fell.
How about this one instead; "I myself am a jew and work at a gay bar in Boystown Chicago and also was in a relationship with a transgendered woman so I can tell you that the band does not advocate violence towards anyone besides ourselves, hence the noose and the scars and…

Well, if people actually gave the benefit of the doubt, "alleged" would be fine. But all you have to do look at this comment section or any other article written by this site in reference to this situation and anyone wanting benefit of the doubt is accused of being an MRA. So, Barsanti and everyone who agrees with…

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Pie? Here you go.
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The organizers are clearly out of the loop.
Jello has mentioned in several of his spoken word albums that he has no interest in getting back together.

65?
This is Company Command level. Try 20-30 y.o.
Shit, most take retirement at 20, so most are out by 45.

FFS, it's not the DoD.

He can guest as Flintheart Glomgold.

Let me know when they open Baelish's Brothel. I'm tired of the unbranded backpage whores.

Ahh yes. The left eating itself. As it is. As it was. As it will ever be.

The defacer clearly isnt a GWAR fan and, as Slaughterama wasn't referenced in the first 100 or so comments, neither is the AV Club.

The only way Metallica could return to form would be for James to figure out how to shout his vocals again. His "singing" is nails on a chalkboard bad.

Dear Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick,
Take note and hire some help.

So, new party game inspired by Dan Brooks, Play CAH but you have to perform the winning hand or one of the losing hands is performed on you.

You little Keebler, you poisoned me!

Not goosebumps, I tear up like a bitch when I hear The Medication is Wearing Off by Eels.

They saw what happened with Hogan and realized that Jacqueline Coakley just cost them a shitload. Speaking of which, the victims are everyone she slandered.

I'm kinda surprised that he didn't go with What I Got instead for blatantly ripping off The Beatles. Then he could transition to hating the fans who are often either too ignorant to know this or they justify it by saying Sublime is "sampling".