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Having lived here for almost a year, I've only heard the Crayon Pop song as I've walked around various shopping districts and been in taxis. (It's freaky to see Noksapyeong Station in that video.) I've come to the conclusion no one here actually listens to this crap.

Melville's Fine Sea Food just so I can drink at Cheers afterward.

"Colonel Gentleman's good names for an imaginary friend." "Colonel Gentleman's Hollywood actresses who need a smack in the mouth" They go on and on. This is a crazy person's diary.
Doc and Jackson need to pick up the pace. (While not sacrificing quality)

Keep in mind the prelude to the first driving scene. If I remember correctly, they dropped an LSX into the Impala in order to be a sleeper. If that's typical of the criminals in this movie universe, I don't see why the 300 couldn't have been de-badged and disguised with a junkyard front end and wheels.

I really wanted to like it but I found the songs to be grating. They kept pulling me out of the movie.
That said, the author of this article should learn about things that he's critiquing. This movie was released in 2011, so it was probably made in 2010. A 2010 Mustang GT (3500lbs) is still using the the 4.6 which has

Machine Head? Are you fucking kidding me? This is the best knock-off Pantera Album, but its still a knock-off. Lyrically the album is Vulgar Display of Power.

Pledge your allegiance

You will eat cat poop.

Unlike many other pejoratives, retard actually has other uses. One example is to retard the timing in an engine to make the timing less than normal for naturally aspirated engines. Usually, one retards their timing in order to add pressurization via turbo charging or super charging. Another example is in terms of weed

Plugging holes, eating down at the Y… whatever.

Plugging holes, eating down at the Y… whatever.

Holy shit. Steel Panther made a movie.

Holy shit. Steel Panther made a movie.

Metallica.
I bought Load. Made it 3 songs in and threw the cassette into the closet. 3 months later, still pissed, I taped over that shit. I've never given them another dime.

Metallica.
I bought Load. Made it 3 songs in and threw the cassette into the closet. 3 months later, still pissed, I taped over that shit. I've never given them another dime.

Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes.