Haha! Not anymore! I switched to Android. Nerds to the lot of ya!

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Oh. Quite simple. He couldn't write songs.

Instead it just gave Dale the power of clairvoyance.

I, for one, miss Shane constantly rubbing the back of his head.

One of the dumbest things I heard was from my good friend while we were growing up. We were into roughly the same kind of music (rock, metal, some punk, etc.) until we got our driver's license. My friend (who was playing bass in our band at the time) just started listening to your typical techno/house/80's…

Marge's blank stare when the projector comes on and the drunk tries to tell the story of the mountain has long been one of my favorite visual gags of The Simpsons

He should know when you see the cops, it's time to flea.

Green Hill Zone. Come on, you know you're now humming to yourself "Sonic the fuck-ing Hedgehog. It's Sonic the fuck-ing Hedgehog"….yes, I am 10 years old.

SONIC NEEDS ASCOTS!

In fairness, the poster then reposted the same response to another person further down in the comments. So it's not for lack of effort, she was just a little late.

It only took 4 comments over at the NY Daily News for someone to bring Obama into this.

And clearly the answer to a show having two adult women in love with each other and not harming anyone should be the decapitation of a 5-year-old.

It's pretty much the same movie just an a capella group instead of cheerleader

Your older brother wouldn't happen to be a powerlifter, would he?

You said Hardy. Now Scrawler is gonna be all hot and flustered.

Have you seen Bring It On? Then no.

Were you at the same bar I was 2 weeks ago? Because I haven't thought about this song in ages and then the bar played it and we all sang along drunkenly/nostalgically. And now there's an article about it.

I've told my friend who is 5 years older than me that I cannot imagine the level of disappointment Metallica fans must feel. The ones who grew up with Kill 'Em All, Master, and Lightning. To this day I still can't think of a comparison as far as another band that had a rabid fanbase turn on them so quickly.

Could just be an age thing. I was 10 when The Black Album was released so it wasn't even on my radar. I do remember right before Load was released there being a ton of hype/anticipation because it had been 5 (?) years since a new Metallica record. I also recall the week after Load was released the amount of hate…