Describing bowel movements and staring at the wall.

I think he should cast Adam West in it and change the title to Lookwell.

"Because, sir, they are both marsupials!"

I love that this is yelled out in "Sex or Weight Lifting""

You're not kidding. Have you ever gone back and watched Andre vs. Hulk? It's basically 10 minutes of Andre leaning against the Hulkster in every corner, followed by Hogan bodyslamming Andre, leg drop, "I Am A Real American" plays for the next 15 minutes.

I'm feeling those lighters!

I finally moved into my new place. There are still boxes unopened, furniture unassembled, no internet and I have a test tomorrow. I'd like to time travel 2 days

More like 1993 weak!

I meant Joe Montegna

Joe Montana knows what's not funny. And that's vapor lock.

Even better news: they just announced the Second Season of Telltale Games The Walking Dead. Looks like you get to play as Clementine.

Maybe he would champion House of 1000 Corpses IF HE WERE STILL ALIVE, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER!

*takes sip of water*
*reads comment*
*spits water on computer monitor*

The "S" is for "Sidekick, stupid!"

My friend told me that an NBA player posted this on Instagram thinking it was real. Unfortunately it only loads the last 50 comments, so you couldn't read the rest of the idiots who believed that happened.

No @Scrawler2:disqus no. No pun threads! They never quack me up.

Honestly, so much shit goes wrong for those girls that by the time the demons show up, it feels more like a relief. Yes, please kill them so that no more things go wrong.

I was looking for this. For whatever reason, that dude's whiteguy 'fro makes it even more terrifying. The fact that it's violently shaking while staring at Jacob and driving away is so unsettling.

A similar thing happened when I saw it in a packed theater. Some girl at the back of the theater yelled out "That's it?!?". I also think part of the problem (for me at least) was I saw it when I was 17 and was expecting either a ton of gore or jump scares. Blair Witch Project has very few, if at all, of either of…

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