I'm almost embarrassed by the number of mid-to-late 90's softcore actresses I can name off the top of my head.  Almost.

Damn straight!

::starts humming "Emmanuelle: Queen of the Galaxy"::

If I were a part of that fantasy league, this would have been my first choice.  My reasoning being that I could never picture getting a phone call from my mom asking "Did you watch We Are Men last night?"

Oh my god…you're right.  Before you know it, I'll be ordering tomato soup to be delivered to my apartment when it rains.  :(

They're definitely much younger.  Not too long ago, one of them started a thread waxing nostalgic about Petr Prucha.

I'm moving next month and realizing how little money I'll have between needing to pay the 1st months rent, security, and the likely broker fee.  I'll need at least $3500 for this….good thing I have that $2700 CD sitting in my bank.  :/

Easy.  I tell them I'm a "silly metalhead".

The fix is in!

I did this morning.  According to them, we should have fought Hertl (or the Sharks) after the 8th goal because it was one of them fancy-ass shots.  This would have made the Rangers look like an absolutely petty team, but you know….fan pride!  If Nash is out, however, this could be a rough season.

Better to stay here.  Main Rangers boards are basically "ZOMG! Blow up the team and relocate to Brooklyn!

I learned how to make an origami heart.  I tipped one of my favorite waitresses with it after she got off her shift and we were having a couple of drinks.  I've already forgotten how to make it.

But, surprisingly, John doesn't die at the end of John Dies at the End.

But….they actually do have a new album.

And about 4 years since anyone really gave a shit about Dexter.

Do it @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus!  We need a female member in our crew.

Yes, that huge budget that goes to Breaking Bad…which is why they had to do a bottle episode.  You know, because of all the money they had.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus I have no idea why we had to do that mission.  Took way too long, which was why I thought you started beating the shit out of me afterwards.  I ordered a cheap headset so I can at least ask "Do you just want to quit this awful mission? next time it happens.

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Thanks MSG for having these silly renovations at the beginning of the season so that the Rangers start on the west coast, where they don't play until 10 tonight and won't end until 1 AM.  It's not like I have work on Friday that I need to wake up for.  Still, Hockey is back!