@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus And let's not forget his obsession with minerals.

Say what you will about Herschel, but that man lived a fruitful life.

Better than getting a "Her?" notification.

It's comforting to know that the only people surviving the zombie apocalypse are the attractive ones.

How awesome was it?

Maybe I do, but how could I possibly know if an interest isn't shown?

@Scrawler2:disqus (You're response is way above this for some reason)

I'm more referring to the point of girls having their pick of guys, not societal rules.  So maybe the question is are you happy with those societal rules?  Or would you rather be the one putting yourself out there to a stranger?

@Scrawler2:disqus  I will throw my two cents in based on experience and from what I've heard from both sexes.  With guys, it's purely a numbers game.  With girls, it's the quality of the guy.  I had this discussion not too long ago with one of my girl friends while we were at a bar.  I told her we should saddle up to…

I had to look up what that meant.

I've been hit on at bars by drunk, older women, although no where near the volume that any halfway attractive girl must get whenever she goes to a bar.  Also they don't buy me drinks, just flat out flirt.  The thing is I can use that to my advantage if I see a cute girl noticing my being slightly uncomfortable if I'm…

Probably not hard to video tape, but definitely hard to sit through when watching it on YouTube.

Nerds push their glasses up.  Hipsters flip their scarf to the other shoulder when it's already 80 degrees outside.

Like how Community awkwardly had Michael Williams say "A man's got to have a code"?

Just start or join a rock band.  They get away with wearing dresses on stage all the time.  You know, for artistic expression.

She and Todd then ride off into the sunset.  Or an underground meth lab.

They're witches.

Foam "We're #1" fingers.

Three?  You're a very patient alien.

Hey, it worked so well for That 80's Show.