At first I hated it, but now I hate it slightly less than I did 20 minutes ago.

Yeah, buttfucking is no joke.

So what the fuck was that FDR line supposed to be?

They replaced his meds with jelly beans.

I recently found out what a piece of shit Terrance Howard is (spoiler: He beats women). Fuck him.

That was my one complaint. I thought for sure when they cut back to Santiago she would say that he didn't actually use the word "homo".

I like how Scully looked exactly the same nearly 30 years ago.

If it were Tina Fey, I would probably watch it. Reese Witherspoon, not so much.

HEY IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA BUDDY YOU CAN GIT OUT

Why Cool Runnings is the best film about Jamaican bobsledding you'll see in the last two decades

"Early in Ass Backwards, there’s a shot of a bare-assed Casey Wilson and June Diane Raphael"

I had Eureka's Castle pajamas with Batly on them when I was little.

I wouldn't mind if they gave Dads to Conan to do whatever he wanted with it (ie: make a watchable show out of it), or at least poach Peter Riegert and Martin Mull from it.

I have fond memories of moving to North Carolina after high school in 08 and not really fitting in, so Blockbuster's $1 DVD rentals gave me time to brush up on my film snobbery and knock a lot of movies I wanted to see off my list.

Suncoast was great just because they had a much bigger selection than Blockbuster in terms of videos to buy.

I picked up Kids from Best Buy, sitting right there on the shelf, for around 5 bucks in 2008.

"You know, if it does come to that, I have but one wish before I go…Can I please put your glasses on my penis? I just think that would be really funny."

Cheap dinner. Watch basketball. Bone down.

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Hey, where's the damn Brooklyn Nine-Nine review?