Bitch 23, and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need.

Fuck yeah, Cincinnati Reds!

I like Jessica Williams, though I will concede she hasn't done anything all that great yet. I think John Oliver is a bit overrated and Jason Jones is a bit underrated.

The word "dire" comes to mind everytime I see a commercial for this POS.

We also didn't get rid of dial-up until 2003, because my dad didn't want to adjust to something new or lose his CompuServe email address. I bring this up regularly, especially when he's complaining about how 'slow' his current home computer is.

Krusty: Good evening. Tonight my guest is AFL/CIO chairman George Meany, who will be discussing collective bargaining agreements.
Meany: It's a pleasure to be here, Krusty.
Krusty: Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?
Meany: Well that depends what you mean by "crisis"…
[Bart groans]

"Is this another one of those night's where nothing is as it seems and there's no cream pie for dessert?"

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You're killing me, Buster.

FakeBlock can solve Netflix's problems

Have you ever even been on a plane, you piece of shit?

Tobias in his Thing costume just cracks me the fuck up.

I thought the duck in the oven scene was tremendous…until it was surpassed by the duck coming out of the oven only slightly worse for wear.

get away, getaway

The first two episodes are a bit rough, but it's getting into a groove after it. Mostly I am struck by Michael Cera growing up to be a truly ugly young man.

How can you porn parody a show that already has had onscreen cumshot?

Hey, I majored in English and I'm typing this from my job,which only took me a year after college to find!

Huh, this sounds pretty good.

Sandwich, hit my face!

Does anybody else find their Facebook or Twitter feeds overloaded with humorous quotes attributed to Will Ferrell that are either quotes from the FillWerrell twitter feed that 90% of people seem to not realize is not Will Ferrell or are just random puns?