It honestly didn't dawn on me until a few viewings that the implication of the jack-in-the-box transformation is that it is Dan Hollis' decapitated head on the spring. I dunno, I guess I kinda thought he had a jack-in-the-box body like Homer in that Treehouse of Horror vignette.

Maybe I am jaded because it's a fairly common occurrence in my life, but the commute from New Jersey to Manhattan is not that inherently interesting.

You get a show on HBO.

"Was anyone really dying to see someone take Vegas-style magicians down a peg?"
I was.

But how was David Otunga in this?

Selena Gomez AND Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis means I am watching the hell out of this. Likely without pants.

"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."

“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand
grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll
make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you
can throw a real grenade at them.”

Never mind this guy (who I saw once on a College Humor tour show and was okay), let's get some Deep Thoughts up in this:

Zosia Mamet got a similar treatment back in Season 1 from the guy she knew at summer camp who "loved to eat pussy", though that wasn't from behind.

Remember when Charlie and Ray were like best friends and in a band together? I feel like Lena and writers don't either.

I watched the episode OnDemand where they include brief interviews with Lena Dunham afterwards, and on this one she described Marnie as their version of Michael Scott.

Bowies in Space…

It would be marginally better if GLICE's avatar was at least of Taran Killam's character from that sketch instead of a generic Bieber picture.

I got a Girls notification for this?

I'm Cherokee Jack.

The Mirror always makes me think of Red Zone Cuba. "Buy…real…beard…."

Clerks II Part II: Ghosts of Yonkers

I never used to understand the sentiments of those who were rabidly anti-Kevin Smith…until I went from being a fan to one of them.

I just love how terrible the segments have been. It's not too hard to do "Barrett is cocky over being in a movie so Sheamus puts him in his place", but what we get instead is Sheamus being a dickhead and burying the movie and Barrett before Barrett can even get two words in.