An edgy airplane that chainsaw-fucks a dirty 747's fuel tank.

IT IS…BIZARRO

And a Kennedy would need to be in the ambulance.

Fuck, they need to bring The Life and Times of Tim back again.

I wrote a paper on corporations once. They're totally evil.

Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a cunt, right? #Oscars2013
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 25, 2013

Boy, I'd hate to be Mr. T right now!

Seth MacFarlane is no gentleman though, I give him the full F.

I give it a D.

"Hello…civilization?"

Is there any other St. Louis?

Yeah but that's what they get for living on Staten Island.

Fork? Me can't eat soup! EEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!

Eric Roberts' Sex Chair

I'm Dante and I'm the biggest idiot ever!

He was perfect as a voice over actor for The Animated Series.

blowjobs

Clamoring for more "states' rights" is the biggest crock of horseshit in politics, and this story shows exactly why.

I take slight exception to the knock on Serling writing for women. He may not have been Joss Whedon or anything, but "Number 12 Looks Just Like You" stands out as an excellent episode with a strong female lead along with others like Mirror Image, The Midnight Sun, and several others.

I like her goatee.