Oh, I don't know that he's as attractive as Jack Nicklaus.

Oh, I don't know that he's as attractive as Jack Nicklaus.

Most people probably don't even realize or remember that a 9 year old girl (the granddaughter of former MLB manager Dallas Green, in fact) was killed in the Giffords shooting as she was there because she had an interest in government.

Most people probably don't even realize or remember that a 9 year old girl (the granddaughter of former MLB manager Dallas Green, in fact) was killed in the Giffords shooting as she was there because she had an interest in government.

RON PAUL 2016

RON PAUL 2016

the sun is beating down on my baseball haaaaaat

the sun is beating down on my baseball haaaaaat

My friend! You don't talk to Santa Clause that way!

My friend! You don't talk to Santa Clause that way!

I was wondering what old Esteban was up to these days.

I was wondering what old Esteban was up to these days.

They introduced a profound topic and barely scratched the surface! They told me nothing! How does the OWNER OF A LONELY HEART compare to, say, the OWNER OF A BROKEN GAS FIREPLACE! Or, for that matter, to the OWNER OF A PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL CHEESE SLICER! As the OWNER OF A LONELY HEART, how do I stack up against the…

They introduced a profound topic and barely scratched the surface! They told me nothing! How does the OWNER OF A LONELY HEART compare to, say, the OWNER OF A BROKEN GAS FIREPLACE! Or, for that matter, to the OWNER OF A PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL CHEESE SLICER! As the OWNER OF A LONELY HEART, how do I stack up against the…

Burns: Smithers, I'm home! [canned laughter]
Smithers: What, already? [canned chuckle]
Burns: Yes. [loud canned laughter]

Burns: Smithers, I'm home! [canned laughter]
Smithers: What, already? [canned chuckle]
Burns: Yes. [loud canned laughter]

ANAL!

ANAL!

2 game show sketches in one episode. Take THAT game shows!

2 game show sketches in one episode. Take THAT game shows!