Horrible selections…
Comedy Central was pretty self serving… Daniel Tosh is like an equally unfunny Dane Cook on Ritalin and into gay sex with dudes.

This sucks, but as others have noted….
every week the show had at least a minor reboot. However; no one can blame Arnett, he's freaking genius. Cross was under/misused in this show, and others have stated the show should have just been Arnett and Peter Serafinowicz. They played so well off each other, the lil girl…

If this could happen to Ja Rule…
it shows that our justice system has started a disturbing trend of not getting our prestigious gangster rappers off for their crimes. Lil Wayne, DMX, T.I., Mystikal, and even the Master P's lil bro C-Murder caught a case. I never thought a guy named C-Murder would be capable or…

Animal Mother vs. Steven Weber(think about him in Hamburger Hill)
Weber should chill with his annoying, poorly written rants on Huffington for a while… something tells me he could smash Weber's face into a jelly. Watch the ill-advised remake of The Shining, and see how imposing the dude is as he goes "crazy."

Yes, both are Jews known for making films that make far too much money than deserved. Phillips doesn't make a living keeping all Jews working and rich. Apatow funds all Adam Sandler movies, and that automatically makes him better than that fagot Apatow.

I've never been in a fantasy football league but…
as a kid, my friends and I played fantasy baseball. Not the gay kind that's popular now, but this was 18 years ago. And yes 1 or 2 funny lines make this show better than drivel like Two and a Half Men, but it's a letdown when following a great show like It's Always…

Well, the Subway thing annoyed me(unlike the D&B product placement which was almost as funny as AD's Burger King placement when they needed it.) But Subway has shitty commercials, and it makes me sick that they wouldn't go for a more realistic place to meet for breakfast. Coors Light makes sense obviously, but I…

Frank Herbert liked Dune…
and all the retarded people still don't get it. Lynch didn't care about it, because this is the movie he had to make just to get Blue Velvet made. Ridley Scott's most recent films have been garbage, and it's not like he's going to unleash another Blade Runner upon the masses(a brilliant…

This critic thinks Going the Distance is better than Machete?
Piranha 3-D only gets a C-, but a film with Drew Barrymore gets a B? Seriously? It's Always Sunny is brilliant, but Charlie Day's character might have had probably at most 11 lines.

Steve Carell had actually been signed on to play Brendan Fraser's part…
Yes, Carell, that overrated comedic actor read the script, loved the amount of money that he was offered, and decided Furry Vengeance was a film that he just had to do.

Saw rips off Cube's concept and Se7en's style…
but takes out all the tension, originality, and finds out a way to be considered the most successful horror franchise ever?

I wonder why the Poles didn't get their own land, security from other countries infinitely courtesy of the USA, and can't even get to be movie producers.

That's harsh. She got tired of swallowing fat guys' semen to get voice work on shows like Family Guy, and realized that she's not even remotely as untalented as Miley Cyrus(and is of consenting age.)

Jesus, I gotta start taking my Ritalin, quit drinking this early or at least check my rants for repeated drivel. Oh well… the real question is, will this contain a donkey punch? I know the Brits beat us to that film, but this might be a loose remake unlike Fincher's The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo(which doesn't need…

Zack Snyder is either a visual genius…
or kid who never took his Ritalin. Either, or… The Dawn of the Dead remake didn't suck, 300 sucked but had tons of graphic violence, and Watchmen was awesome yet somehow boring. He stuck to the source material, and pushed the boundaries of comic book movies when it came to…

Fun fact, Dr. Robuttnik is a woman who is as intelligent as a 5 year old retard with Polio. Anyone who thinks Blues Brothers 2000 is better than Jack of All Trades doesn't need to exist. Go watch Friends or clean the kitchen.

The reviews on this site are officially pathetic…
The third film in a franchise based on shitty books that make Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like the work of Bram Stokers' with the wit of Mark Twain is getting a C? Buffy deserves its cult status or whatever, but Twilight is drivel. Didn't Cyrus only get a C? So…

Sunday nights on Fox haven't been good since 2003…
Arrested Development, King of the Hill and decent episodes of the Simpsons were on.

Olyphant rules every film he's in(and Justified is amazing so far.)
He was easily the best thing in horrible Scream 2, and made Girl Next Door a fun film. Go was amazing, and, now he has dominated two great Westerns. To be fair, what made Justified's pilot so great was how Olyphant and Goggins really played well off…

Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Newsradio(yes, it was far better than Seinfeld), In Living Color, The Larry Sanders Show, early Simpsons.