Those movies "happened," they just happened in a different timeline.

How would you italicize a book title if you're handwriting something? Underlining FTW

I suppose now we're just allowed to use quotation marks and apostrophes whenever we feel like it.

Look at Donna's article above. She leaves two spaces after every sentence, and she's a college professor so you know she's legit.

It's two spaces. One is crazy talk.

Tales from the Crypt opening sequence. I was waiting for the Cryptkeeper to leap out of an underwater cave and cackle at us.

Only gave us the two most non-useless, totally worthwhile characters ever, Dark Beast and X-Man!

Haw, haw, you're old

Hell yes it is. The crusty New England accent he sings in makes it: "I'm lookin for my caaahhh, but I musta sold my caaaahh" etc.

I for one look forward to rolling around in a big pile of taxpayer money once that sweet, sweet pension starts rolling in. Thanks, suckers!

Misfits bitch

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

You're from New York, we get it

I hate Seger, but Hollywood Nights rules.

What the fuck is a twee?

Jesus Christ, DBag, get over yourself.

Hell yes, Jorge. Every relative I have got the orange-dyed rabbit's foot for Christmas at one time or another.

And boner appropriate!

Good points, Sara

He's good enough for QUENTIN FUCKING TARANTINO, so I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.