If you love her so much, why don't you Jim Carrey her?

He shits on YouTube as if it doesn't host anything other than throwaway videos. What about all the great content that I'm subscribed to? I have access to documentaries, web series, the ability to watch every late night television clip that interests me without having to wade through an hour of CBS bullshit…the list…

This is why I only torrent music from this century.

In this post-post-ironic world of cool shittiness, I hereby declare this act of righteous ambivalence to be, acceptable. -King of the Goofs

You're the worst.

Alright that's just too many layers, much like this show.

You haven't lived until you've read 15 puns on the same subject in a row. I feel like a new man, after all that laughter.

This is the best FOC in a while.

This guy is a fucking nut!

I too understand the penguins.

make your own choices, friend.

make your own choices, friend.

I saw this commercial and thought, "Wow, I'm a pathetic piece of garbage for having a shy bladder." Also, I prefer cable to DirecTV.

Fun fact about your opinion: nobody gives a shit about it.

I get my sick chicken cravings fulfilled at a local Louisville joint called Indi's. If you're ever in the area, paint on some blackface and get on down to one of their establishments, you won't be sorry.

Now is certainly the time, before the great sketch comedy crash of whenever-the-fuck.

This looks like some Tim & Eric shit. Let this serve as a reminder of how ridiculous the corporate world is, or at the very least a laxative. Thanks Papa.

The neat thing about this article about sexual assault allegations is that the first hundred (or more) comments are gay-rapist-mustache jokes. Never change, Internet.

I like this show, but it needs some time to grow into itself. For one, I don't care for any of the supporting players outside of Martin Short. You have white-black guy, a fat hipster cast as the Newman of the show, and the obligatory broad. Hopefully this isn't a one season wonder.

I want to get my girlfriend to watch this going in blind, but I'm not sure how to frame it. Should I just be like, "Hey babe wanna watch an obscure Japanese romantic comedy for no particular reason at all?"