Why do I have a feeling that this will deliver less laughs than Canadian Bacon, which despite an ~interesting premise, delivered exactly zero laughs. Meaning this will deliver negative laughs. Which I'm not sure how that works: something along the lines of this movie will suck so hard that it will rob you of…

How dare someone write that pre-teens can in any way be sexualized among their peers? I mean, everyone I know didn't even think about sex until their 18th birthday.

Akira is a mind-melter on so many levels. Every time I see it I feel like I'm watching a new movie (the multiple dubbed versions and subtitles probably have something to do with it). Seeing this before Cowboy Bebop or Ghost in the Shell… not too many Americans were up to speed on how groundbreaking and original a…

Lawyer.

Yeah, Mike Gorman is a pro, evidenced recently where he called just about every non-USA-involved Men's Basketball games during the Rio Olympics. Between the international rules and players from around the world, he knew his stuff.

It's a niche quality that's endearing to a very specific fan base, but extremely grating to all others: unabashed homerism. And there's no better sports announcing team for that than Tommy Heinsohn and Mike Gorman who have been broadcasting Celtics games together for 35+ years, with Tommy being apart of the Celtics…

Before airing on Comedy Central, an older Drunk History (which I think can still be found on youtube) hilariously took on William Henry Harrison's entire presidency.

Funny, I would have thought the lip readers, bad or not, would have caught a lot more people whispering "Hail Hydra" while embracing the next presenter on stage.

I thought the panel was a clusterfuck 90%+ of the time that advanced no new ideas, insights or solutions to whatever to the topic of the night, but to be clear:

A group around ten of of us were in the latter stages of a Xmas Eve party when we turned on "It's a Wonderful Life" and made a drinking game out of it (Drink: Every time any character said "George Bailey" or George exclaimed "Mary!" should give you some indication of how shitfaced we got).
It had always been a…

THIS JUST IN: The 8:30 timeslot will be filled in with a computer that quips things like "Looks like that clown Donald Trump is at it again. What a funny-haired, small handed, orange clown." and no one will notice.

Reading the review I didn't see any answer to the most obvious question: "Did we really need a 3rd adaptation of Ben Hur?"

Did anyone else watch this with closed captioning on and noticed extra dialogue written in the subtitles but not spoken by the characters?

Mega Man 1-6 on NES hit a sweet spot of being difficult games, but ones that had a fun pay-off (Unlike say, Battletoads). Especially the early entries that were the focus of playground debates hunched over Nintendo Power Guides trying to determine what bosses' weapons were the Achilles Heel for the subsequent boss,…

RE "Hooray for Chinese herbal medicine!"— Years back a herbal supplement became hard to get at health food stores, and ordering online was costly. Then I went to New Zealand and for shits and giggles I when to Chinese herb shop and asked for it using its Chinese name. The herbalist said "$10." "Per gram?" as that…

You've never fallen asleep with the TV on while you had a fever, and rolled over on the remote so some random ass channel comes on adding extra layers of surreal to your already fucked up fever dreams and slipping in and out of hazy consciousness?

Did anyone else think the FBI agent's offer for lunch: "I know a great Greek place around the corner" was an innuendo or is it just my filthy mind?

I was very young and I didn't see the movie but I do remember word trickling back to the playground that Optimus Prime was dead, and the new leader was called ~Rodimus Prime, but this was treated mostly as hearsay.

To me, Eric Andre gets pretty damn close to the mythical lifetime pass for his ever increasingly weird as fuck bits on The Jeselnick Offensive that climaxed with him setting off firecrackers on set that apparently freaked the Comedy Central producers and brass the fuck out.

And if you actually go back and watch Escape From LA again, you won't be surprised that it still is a shitty movie.