Hey, don't fuck with Spaceballs. For people of a certain age, this was the movie that introduced us to swearing.

Update: he didn't.

I was going to give this show a chance; I thought the pilot had potential so I just now started watching ep2 on my DVR.

This is clearly the best line of any TV show for a good while.

"Trying to channel Bill Hicks" — you mean lifted entire sets from?

Was the big reveal at the end that she was the Queen of the Harpies?

Making that godawful Planet of the Apes remake bans Tim Burton from any "honorable mentions". Also, he can't direct a fight scene for shit, which isn't a requirement to be a great director, but it kinda sucks for being at the helm for two Batman movies.

Clearly that's why today's generation don't know what "the jazz" is all about. That and their damn sagging pants.

Toad is for digging levels only.

Was going to post nearly the same thing but obviously scratch running and replace it with Luigi's jumping abilities, which could skip whole sections of a level that the other three would have to plod through.

Someone put pills in his jellybeans.

Ooooh! Can this Neil Young comment section be flooded by paid-per-post pro-Monsanto/pro-GMO trolls as well? Cuz the other week went so well and really had a lot to say about the music. (I'm not even a Neil Young fan… but for fucks sake.)

Holy shit dude, take a joke.

Plenty of people are still scared about it today: the point being the daring Kubrick had to laugh in the face of the insanity of "Ten to twenty million killed, tops! …Depending on the breeze." loosened up the stick in the USA's ass just enough to allow the cultural advancements and social liberties of the mid 60s to…

I know, I looked it up immediately… it just looks really weird.

Some of the weirder things about LotR that no one talks about is the part where after saving the hobbits, Bombadil has them run naked on the grass for his amusement… and the line in RotK: "No niggard are you, Eomer."

The Bombadil & Barrowdowns chapters are such ass-grinding halts in the books that have virtually nothing to do with anything before or after (minus Merry getting the blade that could undo the Witch-King): why do you think those scenes would have gelled into a movie better than a troll fight?

I used to tell people interested in the books pre-Peter Jackson's films that skimming was allowed and advisable for the 1st half of FotR.

Nuclear war isn't/wasn't as scary anymore *because* of Kubrick & Dr. Strangelove turned paranoia and Mutually Assured Destruction into a laughable farce. Being born in 1984, Hughes was already coasting on 20 years of society chilling the fuck out about the Cold War becoming a hot war, thanks in a huge part to…

Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver…
No wait— a thousand years from now, after Sigourney Weaver.