As Thor-gum is only grown in Valhalla.

[Watches thread fill with haters who clearly didn't get Beorn's message]

The next installment of The Hobbit.

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION:
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION:
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION:

Enduring the frenetic demented Baby Animal as a child watching Muppet Babies mentally prepared me for the Eraserhead baby as a stoned adult.

Just imagine, within 3-4 years ABC would have let the stoners Jay & Silent Bob actually be weed dealers instead of pedaling illegal fireworks.

I think that was on TGIF back in the day? I saw one episode, that Rosie had to study for a Spelling Bee, so she was shrunk down into a bee hive. 
I was around 8 years old, I remember my brain breaking; Recalling it is like recalling fever-dreams.

Bigelow, funded by the MIC would never have scenes of the LAPD executing black revolutionaries, or beating black women with batons.

"Kathryn Bigelow, who’d been making run-of-the-mill Hollywood action
crap, finally came into her own with the independently financed The Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty"
Does being funded by the CIA specifically (and the
Military-Industrial-Complex generally) count as independently financed
these days?

Fuck you.

Yes, reducing a movement of millions to crapping on police cars and riot porn fantasies is certainly the start of enlightened discourse @avclub-383d3906a81567a4790639391dc4ecd7:disqus

Fuck You, The Newsroom.

Hey, reanimated corpse of Breitbart: Fuck you.

@EvelKareebel:disqus Disagree.  Some might make the case the Nolan Trilogy is propagandist justification of Bush-Cheney-Obama's never-ending War on Terror and the precipitous erosion of civil liberties.  Normal people DON'T blow themselves up on trains.  Most of the domestic "terror" plots since 2001 that have been…

Not impressed with the heel-turn retcon of Sandman, and I don't need Rhino to have any dark, tragic figure underneath the ridiculous suit: just dumb but strong muscle for hire = fun to read in a comic book, fun to watch in a Spider-Man movie.  Very little in the last Spidey attempt was fun.

The Newsroom did call the NSA whistleblower story a year in advance.

Why? Why were we programmed to feel pain?

But the wolves are still after him…
 
[howling in the distance]

Why are we walking like this?

What gives syndicates the right? Those corporate lackeys! Who told them that their incompetent little fingers had the requisite skills to edit The Simpsons?