VETER-AN!

Though maybe, the internet broke me. I'm vaguely disappointed that I'm not scrolling through thousands of 2 word exclamations followed by 3 word rebuttals repeated over and over right now.

Though maybe, the internet broke me. I'm vaguely disappointed that I'm not scrolling through thousands of 2 word exclamations followed by 3 word rebuttals repeated over and over right now.

Ookee mouth! I win! What's the prize?

Ookee mouth! I win! What's the prize?

I knew it. Like all good athletes, you need a warm up lap and stretch. Get ready to break the internet.

I knew it. Like all good athletes, you need a warm up lap and stretch. Get ready to break the internet.

I remember a History Through Film and TV class I had in high school showed two Star Trek episodes that I don't see listed here.  The one where the two races of nearly identical beings, half black half white, but the "inferior" race had the colors inverted.

I remember a History Through Film and TV class I had in high school showed two Star Trek episodes that I don't see listed here.  The one where the two races of nearly identical beings, half black half white, but the "inferior" race had the colors inverted.

The two things that made (parts of) The Avengers far better than all other comic book movies: Finally no origin stories! And the first time an comic books style superheroes vs supervillains epically huge battle was done right on film.

The two things that made (parts of) The Avengers far better than all other comic book movies: Finally no origin stories! And the first time an comic books style superheroes vs supervillains epically huge battle was done right on film.

Only thing wrong about that clip is it didn't conclude with Magneto crumpling the Human-Torch-usurping H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot and magnetically jettisoning the scraps into orbit.

Only thing wrong about that clip is it didn't conclude with Magneto crumpling the Human-Torch-usurping H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot and magnetically jettisoning the scraps into orbit.

Better Magneto? Ian McKellan or whoever voiced him in the 90s X-Men Animated Series?

Better Magneto? Ian McKellan or whoever voiced him in the 90s X-Men Animated Series?

See also, "I'm going outside.. to stalk… Lenny and Carl."

See also, "I'm going outside.. to stalk… Lenny and Carl."

And I just watched a mid-later season rerun on TV (season 14ish? Days of Wine and D'ohses?") where Homer and Marge enjoy getting drunk together.  They go to Oktoberfest, get hammered, drive into a ditch, and Homer blames the DUI on Marge.

And I just watched a mid-later season rerun on TV (season 14ish? Days of Wine and D'ohses?") where Homer and Marge enjoy getting drunk together.  They go to Oktoberfest, get hammered, drive into a ditch, and Homer blames the DUI on Marge.

City on the Edge of Forever and Episode 2 of Clerks run neck and neck of best "flashback" shows ever.