'But he's not just a fine actor and a supporter of charity and all that, he's also a professional.'

And there's a lot less rimming.

I don't usually fuck black men, but I would certainly let Denzil stick his bone in.

What a charmer! None of this goodness for you then.

Jason Simpson = real killer.

That's a strange name. Does he have a big dick?

What a crazy world we live in! Now who wants to eat my pussy out?

This bitch needs her pussy eaten out by a real woman.

It took the whitest boy in america to save all them gooks.

To be fair to OJ, his son killed his ex, not him, and he fathered one of the Kardashians which he has been cool and kept quiet about. Its not like he doesn't care about his family.

Are you implying that I'm some sort of black rapper?

She has the face of a girl that has sucked a massive amount of cock, and I should know.

I was on a show like that once. I masturbated a lot.

Scottish guys smell of stale beer and piss and are crap in the sack, so I don't know where you're coming from.

And fuck.

Jay Leno is a fat pig.

You know, I don't date black guys myself, I just like a skinny white guy with a big dick and I thought all these black guys had gone away anyway. I won't be going to the concert.

Screw you, he was prepping for a late in the game comeback just before his death.

Yeah just like you in the sack I'll bet.

I once fucked a guy called Big Dick Barry. His parents chose well.