I'd like to tease her bling ring, if you know what I mean. (I have no idea what this means.)

Yup. I watched this. All of it. A reasonably entertaining yarn I suppose. I probably would have been better off reading or shooting my seed all over the keyboard.

Surprising to see that ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER doesn't feature heavily in the comments.

There was a Clerks II? Dearie me.

Someone should teach him to work the computer so he doesn't have to go to the theatre anymore. Thanks to the computer I don't even have to leave the house anymore!

I have a friend who counts "The Woman King" as one of the best episodes, and that's nearly as bad. He also claims that "The Pack" is one of the best episodes of Buffy. Maybe we both need new friends.

Yeah, that Jane Espenson episode was pretty dire.

He's no Samir Nasri.

It's not Giggs again, is it?

I hate every ape that I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.

I was planning on saying that.

You can't go wrong with Throne of Blood, hands down the best Shakespeare adaptation.

Jesse Camp is proof that democracy doesn't work.

Now to fulfill my New Year's Resolution to become a regular AV Club commenter.

Above is why I usually post unregistered, posting-anxiety related errors.

Le Wank
Half of the unregistered comments are me anyway. I suppose I'll just have to make tell everyone my masturbation fantasies under the guise of Wenger now.

What's Martin Jol's brother have to do with this?

Perhaps Mr. Cougar Concentration Camp came up with his name independently of said punk band, like Newton and Leibniz with calculus.

We did it for you Osama!
At least he got to see Le Arsenal beat Manchester United one last time.

Orson Welles nearly batted 1.000, I'd pick The Stranger as the only dud in his filmography.