One drop rule, so yes.

But will she be naked?

I also sign my name to this black person roll call.

…yes.

He's stealing my soul.

That is beautiful.

Shhh, you better be quiet. The AV Club hates MacFarlane! Remember this.

So we blame dealers for what addicts do?

Best Weezer song is obviously "King"

2 years is fine. And Watergate didn't involve any murdering (as far as I know). Yes it is stupid to make a movie about WW2 during WW2.

I'm glad it didn't win. It seemed stupid, in my opinion, to do a movie about the operation not even a year after it happened. Yay capitalism!

Are we really equating the Rodney King beating with the Onion's tweet? Seriously? 
In order for the 9 year old to be offended by the joke she must: 1. Have a Twitter. 2. Have someone explain what a "cunt" is and why it's wrong.
I'm she isn't even aware what happened.

And you were doing so well, Netflix.

Nevermind, I can't read.

"I thought it was funny and a good satirical tweet about how I'm sure most of the Hollywood starlets felt about the little girl."

The people on Jezebel last night were livid at the Onion. They were also throwing major race cards around.

I didn't even get to read your post. So sorry.

Yes! That was a reaction I didn't understand at all.

I don't think this many people ever got this butthurt for something the Onion's done before.

I know you're a troll and all, but fuck you.