@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Our school had metal detectors and they were maybe plugged in 5 days out of the entire school year. Even if they were plugged in, you could easily walk right past them. It's embarrassing how much money they spent on those things.

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Our school had metal detectors and they were maybe plugged in 5 days out of the entire school year. Even if they were plugged in, you could easily walk right past them. It's embarrassing how much money they spent on those things.

So I'm guessing you want us all to vote for The Onion's pilot?

So I'm guessing you want us all to vote for The Onion's pilot?

It's not like at least 200 people have been killed at US Embassies since about 2003. Benghazi is the first time one has ever been attacked.

It's not like at least 200 people have been killed at US Embassies since about 2003. Benghazi is the first time one has ever been attacked.

Zombified.

Zombified.

This is of course the obvious reason.

This is of course the obvious reason.

Kitty Pryde seems like a pretentious bitch.

Kitty Pryde seems like a pretentious bitch.

Every Misfits' series finale has a heavily religious person as the Power of the Week. I'm guessing the writers don't like Jesus?

Every Misfits' series finale has a heavily religious person as the Power of the Week. I'm guessing the writers don't like Jesus?

Too bad he's dead because he was really a great character.

Too bad he's dead because he was really a great character.

@avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus Gucci and Waka are complete shit. Sometimes they have good beats, but their rhymes are dumb as fuck.

@avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus Gucci and Waka are complete shit. Sometimes they have good beats, but their rhymes are dumb as fuck.

If only Mark Wahlberg had been there to stop this.

If only Mark Wahlberg had been there to stop this.