Shut the fuck up Donny.

Shut the fuck up Donny.

John Lithgow as Trinity.

John Lithgow as Trinity.

Well now I feel weird because I never had a fascination with Alice in Wonderland. :(

Well now I feel weird because I never had a fascination with Alice in Wonderland. :(

I knew my mixology degree would come in handy!

I knew my mixology degree would come in handy!

I didn't realize this was a thing.

I didn't realize this was a thing.

That dance was the most stupid shit I've ever seen, and completely ruined a decent movie.

That dance was the most stupid shit I've ever seen, and completely ruined a decent movie.

Benoit.

Benoit.

These people came into the restaurant that I work in a few weeks ago, a literally every hick in the place acted like it was the second coming of Christ.

These people came into the restaurant that I work in a few weeks ago, a literally every hick in the place acted like it was the second coming of Christ.

Mike Jones.

Mike Jones.

Failed .sies

Failed .sies