No. Mustaches are only for creepy old men, or cops. My dad, a retired detective, has had the same creepy 'stache since the 70s.

I just caught this episode last week on Teen Nick. They show Hey Arnold on there sometime after midnight, I think.

I just caught this episode last week on Teen Nick. They show Hey Arnold on there sometime after midnight, I think.

I love the Simon/Alisha storyline as well. It confuses me a bit, but I think it's great.

I love the Simon/Alisha storyline as well. It confuses me a bit, but I think it's great.

She was looking up names of people from the department that owned boats.

She was looking up names of people from the department that owned boats.

Yeah, her mom especially with those "smoothies".

Yeah, her mom especially with those "smoothies".

John Redcorn: I barely see my son as it is.
Nancy: Sug, he's Dale's son, remember?
John Redcorn: You say that now, but when it comes time to get him into college, let's see what box you check.

John Redcorn: I barely see my son as it is.
Nancy: Sug, he's Dale's son, remember?
John Redcorn: You say that now, but when it comes time to get him into college, let's see what box you check.

I'd just like to say that the best episode of Hey Arnold is the Christmas one with Mr. Nguyen's daughter.

I'd just like to say that the best episode of Hey Arnold is the Christmas one with Mr. Nguyen's daughter.

Who in real life has time to make a breakfast, that seemed like it would take about an hour to prepare? Freshly squeezed blood oranges? Hand sliced ham?

Who in real life has time to make a breakfast, that seemed like it would take about an hour to prepare? Freshly squeezed blood oranges? Hand sliced ham?

Too bad Issak won't be on here forever. He is fantastic. Why didn't Dexter just back out of the apartment and let the other guy kill Issak?

Too bad Issak won't be on here forever. He is fantastic. Why didn't Dexter just back out of the apartment and let the other guy kill Issak?

All babies are ugly.

All babies are ugly.

If Toph can manage with burned feet, so can you COB.