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"Ain't ya got no better sense than ta go bleedin' on a man?  I'll learn you good!"

If they wanted to make The Cleaveland Show a million times better they would replace Cleaveland with Principal Lewis.

Point #1 is the one that has really been bugging me.  Especially since the episode where he has the big speech about how awful Brian is.  They just tacked on a bunch of bullshit about how generous and giving Quagmire is off camera to try and add validity to his points about Brian.  The whole schpiel was out of

Why do they keep trying to develop Quagmire?  They keep retconing him.  I don't expect a lot of continuity from FG but even after the return to prime time they stated that Quagmire was raised by his mother alone and that he was an only child.  But now we've had an episode with his father to address transgendered

It's pronounced Beelichick.

When you're sewn to someone, you're sewn to everyone they've ever been sewn to.

The entire Mormon faith was just a scam to net Joe Smith and Bringham Young as much pussy as possible.

"Hi Brandon."

So it's about a law firm in hell?

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to bring up Cop Rock.

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.  He obviously fucks the old man puppet.

Fox usually turns to Ted Nugent for brilliant political insight.

The new theme song will be "Dead Skin Mask" by Slayer.

Looks like we've got a magic moron!  Do you boys know how to play blackjack?

Rock climbing, Joel.  Crow?  Rock climbing.

Idiot.

Your faith is pretty weak if you need to go see a crappy movie to reaffirm it.

No one actually does that, do they?

Because Christian's have lots of disposable income?

They say Bushido Brown kept that hand.