"He's right. He ain't much for speeches."

"He's right. He ain't much for speeches."

Well having a smaller selection is a far cry from the claim that beer sucks…

Well having a smaller selection is a far cry from the claim that beer sucks…

I enjoyed reading this.

I enjoyed reading this.

patch of brown liquid FTW

patch of brown liquid FTW

Stone Cold tries to impress Yasmine Bleeth's character by speaking to the waiter in French at a fancy restaurant, but it fails because she speaks perfect French, and he only memorized a couple lines you would typically use at a restaurant.

Stone Cold tries to impress Yasmine Bleeth's character by speaking to the waiter in French at a fancy restaurant, but it fails because she speaks perfect French, and he only memorized a couple lines you would typically use at a restaurant.

it was on Friday nights, just around the time in my early teens when I realized I should probably be going out and doing something.

it was on Friday nights, just around the time in my early teens when I realized I should probably be going out and doing something.

you have forgotten the face of your father, gizmochimp.

you have forgotten the face of your father, gizmochimp.

and the only gal I loved was burned for being a whore/witch!

and the only gal I loved was burned for being a whore/witch!

Ukraine?

Ukraine?

"And now I will break you…r heart with this tearjerker of a film."

"And now I will break you…r heart with this tearjerker of a film."