The Bumslinger
The Drawing of Toots
The Wastedpants
Wizard and Ass
The Wolves of the Colon
The Stench of Susannah
The Fart Tower

Mom's still got it!

well why don't you marry her?

it's kerns, stupid!

People who complain about modern music conveniently forget just how much shitty, forgettable music was also around during any earlier period or generation. and how popular it was.
Here's a link to the best selling albums in the US by year:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

soul survivor is the correct answer.

irony: an animal rights activist being eaten by endangered bear.

"I've seen horrors… horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that… but you will blow me first."

Whoreway 61 Revisited?

"I can spell, mother. You spelled 'juice'."
"Well aren't you clever. Let's see you find it."

"look at banner michael!"

"Don't listen to him, kid. This is a dream factory, the birthplace of magic — an enchantment! Now I need you to go clean out my toilet."

they didn't want keith to play the drums. they wanted him to represent drunken british hooliganism.

and then a giant foot destroys wembley stadium!

or simply replied with: 'google is your friend!'

"the ring, vic! don't touch the ring!"

Gateway to Geekery: The Smooth Laurel Canyon Sound
Before Dawes - tragic
During Dawes - orgasmic
After Dawes - apocalyptic

do you have a lot more spare time
to listen to me whine?

"we are not too old for this officer sugartits!"

"eleanor we have to do something about- oh, that's right, I'm crippled…"