the lex pistols

chimp assassin, as he shoots SPOILER ALERT anders through the head: 'shut up. i have a headache.'

oh, ho ho ho!

doesn't even know who his father is!

spartacus?

they're pretty broken up (for a band)

hutz: "your honour, i'd like to call all my surprise witnesses again."

touch of evil is good, but it's no citizen kane.

yeah, stones concerts are practically reunion excuses for me and my family. they do put on a good show, but i think that has a lot to do with the fact that there are usually twelve people onstage now.

I dunno, I like Keith and Bobby Keys tossing the TV off the hotel balcony, as the latter says, 'television's stupid anyway'.

encyclopedia brown should have gone after the zodiac killer

now, that's the name of hardcore punk band!

the great gonzo will have his revenge on seattle

'obama, why is it so hard to pass your agenda?'
'because the republicans won't vote for it.'
'why?'
'because they want my presidency to be a failure.'
'why?'
'because they think i'm destroying the country.'
why?'
'because i'm trying to raise taxes on the rich.'
'why?'
'because in the last three decades they've been making an…

geez, O'Neal, did you get a sneak peek at the pilot script? that anteater gag - double pun! - seems exactly what would come out of the manitee room.

'FAGS NO MATCH FOR LAUREL CANYON SOUND'

yep, by the 'westboro' 'baptist' 'church'.

man, that's some raw, uncut snark!

But it wasn't his first novel. And 2+2=5 wasn't the opening line…

if you wouldn't mind, i would like to blew