i got kids all over town!

he's a pedophile wizard
there has to be a loophole
after researching it all
he has such a supple wrist

thom yorke:

"follow me to the springfield aquarium."

"What happened to you after the defendant gave you the drink?"

just so we can all enjoy:
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-why indiana jones just shoots the sword-fighter in the streets of Cairo

When I worked in retail on cash, I would occasionally ask if customers wanted to pay with "vye-za".

FEED ME STRAY CAT

Supreme Court Nominee Robert Bork Bork Bork!!!

marge: you like the ballet?
homer: marjorie, please. i enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. (imagines the ballet to be a bear in a fez driving around in a tiny car)

having a bit of a drooling seizure because of the two chances to quote wolfcastle:

the biggest bands that are most appropriate for the halftime show considering the typical football fan demographic (and yes, i realize that the halftime show is supposed to appeal to people beyond that grouping, but still, that gets us black eyed peas and madonna) are pearl jam and metallica.
i'm not even a big fan of…

solo flights - eagles of death metal

yes, yes, and yes. and 'tea for one' has one of the best song 'fake outs'. it begins with a pretty galloping riff, and twenty seconds in, stops abruptly and melts into a nine minute blues dirge.

yes, stinging slaps on both wrists for missing this gem, AV Club.

definitely, although the lyrics don't exactly specify road weariness. you kind of have to know the story behind the song - thom yorke cracking up over the seemingly never-ending, highly acclaimed OK Computer world tour - for that connection to be made.
(and that the lyrics, 'i'm not here, this isn't happening' is a…

really? that's cool. one of my favourite zappa tracks.

why would someone want to stay with a person who has a banged up, rusty old soul?

wait, you aren't disappointed with the grammy nominations, are you?