"why would anyone want to spend time in that musty old claptrap?"
(pause)
"oh you mean the cabin."

I can already taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth!

"But I can't explain Brett Butler story for you."

eat your fucking jello pudding, rudy.

damn, it sounds like the plot to tom hanks' biggest major career misstep since "the 'burbs"

10 cc

I wish that was Ricky's one condition on agreeing to host.

he's should narrate gobias industries' hosting of the oscars.

in russia, fags rehearse you!

jolie's 36, but i'd say your point still stands.

i need the seed ball you have. no, that's too big.

freshin yeh drink?

hadn't bothered to see burton's 'alice in wonderland'. now definitely will not.

Ginger,
and particular reason why there hasn't been a case for awhile?

i doff my cap to thee…

"hey ma! get off the dang roof!"

lego space guy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

da blue bus!

Your child could be splatted… by a roboplegic wrongcock

NAH, LOOK AT HIS OUEVRE. HE WORKS TOO HARD TO BE MEXICAN, AMIRITE?