Slow and Shitfaced

You take that back gibson29! Obama has rocketmurdered way more people with flying robots!

so 'a guy who definitely sucks' is a better suggestion that someone whose work you don't know and who might be awesome?

Yeah, I got the feeling that he was pretty nervous and a bit overprepared (while also getting totally fucking smashed, since he was drinking like five beers a show and running through it several times) in that one. A huge part of his appeal is how loose he can be as a performer, and while the material in that one is…

Was it Driven to Drink? Because he's weirdly off putting in that, in a way I haven't seem him be elsewhere.

He also does the Dead Authors Podcast, which is very much a chat show, albeit for fictional versions of dead people.

Paul F Tompkins. He was hilarious on Best Week Ever, he provides his own stable of guests when necessary, and he's incredible at being funny on the spot- beyond which, he's one of the most effortlessly likable people around.

russia has a much longer history of cossacks and violence than it does of communism

A British Criterionish company, Arrow Video, announced a loaded blu of  The Room today, and I'm genuinely pissed that it's not real

there isn't actually all that much conflict between the two, though

to be fair, actual knights spent a fair amount of time raping, pillaging, and committing atrocities, so it's not that inaccurate

oddly, they love homophobes and hate homophones. they're an easily confused people.

how dare frank ocean play on people's sympathy. now everyone listen to my record where i whine for 50 minutes about how people doooon't understaaaand me and my need to beat women

Please, please god, don't let it be that he dumped her

I've laid so much pipe that my penis is stuck. In the pipe. That's what we're talking about, right?

sounds like an ok deal

I think the problem with the jungle episode isn't so much the blackface-style stereotyping (though that's in there) as the combination of a strong association between black people and the jungle and an absolute pants-shitting terror of the jungle. Put them together, and you have a white dude freaked out by walking…

The Buster Keaton one next week totally doesn't belong in the Twilight Zone and I 100% do not care because it's awesome

Huh, I really enjoyed the Don't Stop or We'll Die CBB. I even unironically liked one of their songs. Plus, the games were really solid in that one

1 day singing and overseeing production, 19 days having a money fight with Jay Z