Shiiiiit. I seriously thought I made up that joke.

Have you ever jumped into a sea of gold coins? It hurts.

This seems like a good place to ask this: Do zombies poop?

They should make movie based on a Broadway musical about Star Wars Lego.

Rudy Ray Moore?

"Why you so friendly?"

I couldn't really enjoy it because it reminded me of "Dancer in the Dark." I was afraid that something bad was going to happen the moment the song was over.

Planet Ant Theater in Detroit has a pretty impressive comedy history too. Many of the Second City folks tested new scripted productions there.

How about the Second City Detroit Stage (RIP)?
I believe Larry Joe Campbell, Keegan Michael Key, Nyima/Josh Funk, Maribeth Monroe and Tim Robinson* all overlapped.

I didn't read this…I get all my news from the comments.

Yeah, like the funny pimp in Idiocracy.

Yeah, like the funny pimp in Idiocracy.

Mitch Albom?

Mitch Albom?

Casper = Dead Preschooler

Casper = Dead Preschooler

I can't wait to see T-Dog take a bite out of Merle.

I can't wait to see T-Dog take a bite out of Merle.

It would have gotten an A- if the prisoners weren't so clean cut. I guess they found a cache of razors and shaving cream with the canned cans.

It would have gotten an A- if the prisoners weren't so clean cut. I guess they found a cache of razors and shaving cream with the canned cans.