The length of the review doesn't really bother me, as long as the girth is adequate. 

I didn't like the movie overall, but I really, truly hated Colfer's character.

She has approximately 3 lines, so don't see it for her. I just watched it a couple of days ago on iTunes and while it wasn't terrible, Colfer's character was such an insufferable, pretentious asshole that by the end I identified more with the lightning than with him. In fact, a lot of the characters were very…

Weirdly, I was able to watch both the sex scene and the singing scene (while thoroughly cringing through both mind you), but I literally had to turn the sound off and watch through my fingers during the Q-Tip scene. The sounds! Oh my god, it was horrifying.

Did anyone else get a vibe that Emily might be planning something sinister for Daniel there near the end? When she was having that conversation with Victoria about David Clarke, Victoria said it was good that he wasn't there to go through the pain of losing Amanda because there was no worse thing for a parent than to…

In terms of coveted Emily wardrobe (even though you're possibly more interested in what's under said wardrobe. Though I do agree - her body be bangin'), I was distracted in every scene when she was wearing the hybrid cashmere sweater with sweatshirt sleeves. A dainty, lovely top with 'I don't give a fuck' shoulders! I…

Your comment just sent into a Google panic looking for news that Bunheads had been cancelled (fear not, so far there is no news). Be careful which shows you're eulogizing man! TV fans are sensitive folk!

Love her so much, and I can't believe there is no mention of Hope Floats!!! Her monologue about the skunk to Harry Connick Jr. that ends with 'YOU STINK JUSTIN MATISSE!!!!' still cracks me up. And she was what - 9? 10? She's the best. 

I still think they might go there with Melanie. Maybe not with Cosette (though she's the obvious choice), but with someone anyway. I've been picking up that vibe from her for a few episodes, but maybe I'm just projecting.

I'm hoping that the fact that ABC Family is losing The Secret Life this year will convince them not to let go of a relatively low-rated, but well-liked show like Bunheads. Hopefully they'll be convinced to give it one more season/chance to improve on its viewership.

Does anyone remember Ryan Lambert from Kids Incorporated? Star of Monster Squad? I was ALL about him when he was on the show. And I wanted to be Stacey (aka Fergie) because she was blonde and her name was Stacey and I think I basically thought she was the real life embodiment of Stacey from the Babysitter's Club.

And Suits films in Toronto.

Jesus, if I was a writer on Justified, that visual would absolutely paralyze me. But it is really adorable.

He loves all twice-baked treats. But especially his bi-Scotty.

Oooh, Jon Dore? Love him. Thanks for the heads-up - I don't subscribe to SPY, so I'll have to grab that one.

I love how uncynical and genuine he is. I would like him to create and host a podcast called "Talkin' Dogs & Bill Murray with Jason Schwartzman". I'd totally subscribe.

I heard that if this episode doesn't test well, they're going to make a feature film version using a script written by Nora Ephron's ghost and directed by Peter Jackson and it's going to cost eleventy million dollars.

The phrase 'a gay' never fails to make me giggle.

I am at the point with this show where I'm still watching, but only when there is literally nothing else left on my DVR. I find Brennan endlessly annoying when they try to make her 'hilarious' (the episode I most recently watched was the ballroom dancing one, and holy fuckballs is 'carefree, fun' Brennan ever awkward…

I didn't bother with this one either, especially in light of how awesome their guests have been for the past month - Adam Scott, Rob Huebel, Mantzoukas and Adam Pally - so much amazingness. They were bound to end their streak at some point.