Clearly, Gloria is going to meet an unwed teenage mother-to-be in Lamaze (still a thing?) or birthing class or something and that teenager will be looking for some adoptive parents; enter Cam and Mitchell. The babies will be born at the same time (season finale, obviously) and the episode will feature a montage of the…

I want to start a band called Blatant Asian. And then write a song called 'DtotheP is a Giant Douchenozzle'. 

I want to start a band called Blatant Asian. And then write a song called 'DtotheP is a Giant Douchenozzle'. 

The Bravermans are the Scientology of family units. If you don't get on board the Braverman Lifestyle you're deemed a Suppressive Person and shunned for life.

The Bravermans are the Scientology of family units. If you don't get on board the Braverman Lifestyle you're deemed a Suppressive Person and shunned for life.

I agree - I didn't think it was strange at all. Even while she was telling him, she was clearly bracing herself for Joel's disapproval  of what she figured he'd see as coddling. Joel's 'I can't believe how much I love this woman' look was even more effective because it went so against her expectations. Great scene.

I agree - I didn't think it was strange at all. Even while she was telling him, she was clearly bracing herself for Joel's disapproval  of what she figured he'd see as coddling. Joel's 'I can't believe how much I love this woman' look was even more effective because it went so against her expectations. Great scene.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus That actually happened to my best friend. The night before our first day of senior year, her boyfriend of two years broke up with her over the phone. She called me at 7am hysterically crying and we spent the day mapping out routes to avoid him in the halls. Dick.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus That actually happened to my best friend. The night before our first day of senior year, her boyfriend of two years broke up with her over the phone. She called me at 7am hysterically crying and we spent the day mapping out routes to avoid him in the halls. Dick.

I hadn't heard that. I remember reading an interview with him where he talked about how proud he was to be a part of the storyline, which at the time was pretty groundbreaking. I'm pretty sure the interview I read was from after the show was off the air, so maybe he had matured at that point? Or maybe he never was 'EW…

I hadn't heard that. I remember reading an interview with him where he talked about how proud he was to be a part of the storyline, which at the time was pretty groundbreaking. I'm pretty sure the interview I read was from after the show was off the air, so maybe he had matured at that point? Or maybe he never was 'EW…

Coincidentally, I happened to catch these episodes in reruns last month so they're fresh in my mind. And they are still great - I always forget how much I loved Kerr Smith on this show (his eventual BFF-dom with Jenn ended up being one of my favorite relationships in the series). He was really fantastic in the…

Coincidentally, I happened to catch these episodes in reruns last month so they're fresh in my mind. And they are still great - I always forget how much I loved Kerr Smith on this show (his eventual BFF-dom with Jenn ended up being one of my favorite relationships in the series). He was really fantastic in the…

Not to mention her blinking coquettishly through her eyelashes while the straw suggestively dangles from her parted lips like so many drug lords' penises, AKA Nancy's get out of jail free card. I love Parker, but Nancy has one of the most punchable faces on tv, especially when she's trying to 'sexy cute' her way out…

Not to mention her blinking coquettishly through her eyelashes while the straw suggestively dangles from her parted lips like so many drug lords' penises, AKA Nancy's get out of jail free card. I love Parker, but Nancy has one of the most punchable faces on tv, especially when she's trying to 'sexy cute' her way out…

They're saving the fish-slapping scene for the season finale. It's going to happen right after Peter gets demoted to file clerk for the Ministry of Silly Walks.

They're saving the fish-slapping scene for the season finale. It's going to happen right after Peter gets demoted to file clerk for the Ministry of Silly Walks.

I've been repeating this mantra to myself since before last season's finale. I'm really, really, really hoping I can stick with it. But if the premiere gets an A or an F I might have to check it out.

I've been repeating this mantra to myself since before last season's finale. I'm really, really, really hoping I can stick with it. But if the premiere gets an A or an F I might have to check it out.

That was actually smart - F/X knew that out of all the shows they air on Thursday nights, Anger Management was the one with a demographic most unlikely to give a shit about politics.