Hey, life and death are a seamless continuum, baby. (I'm guessing this has already been mentioned a dozen times already…)

I loved The Magnificent Ferengi. (SPOILER) Remote-controlled Vorta corpses for the win!

This works out great, because he can fix whatever he wrecks.

It seems to fly in the face of a previous episode which claimed that the two of them split up on amicable terms. It's not a clean break-up when you refuse to return your partner's childhood toy!

You can't blame Weyoun for trying to find ways to extend his life, all things considered.

Max was pretty cool when she offered assistance and snarky comments from a safe distance. Then she went all Scrappy-Doo in the later episodes and I started to resent her presence. I don't ever remember Alfred whining, "I wanna be Batman for once!" in the original series.

As good as the bowling ball with "Homer" engraved on the front?

I don't think he takes it personally when people distrust him, or even when they try to kill him. I mean, he IS Garak, after all. He's been a spy for most of his life and it's never entirely clear where his loyalties lie. He's a charming dinner guest, but keep the forks and knives locked up.

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As well as her horrifying death shriek. She got everything coming to her plus some change.

He gets his money for dusting with a break for tea.

Oh man, I've had that opinion since 1992.

Augh! I didn't realize Sava was still reviewing Batman! Man, I wish I hadn't missed this.

There you go! Just put red lamps in the bathroom. You're done!

I already know how Superman shaves! He uses his heat vision and a mirror to scorch away the stubble. Then Myxysptlk comes out of the mirror to annoy him.

Cotton: Or sing "goodness makes the badness go away" and see if he shrivels away.

Wait, were we talking about Ishka or Lwuxana Troi?

I've seen Becker. I beg to differ.

He's very… eccentric. And egocentric, too. He's probably the most Shatner-like of all the Star Trek captains, minus Bill himself.

Wow, that news on Terry Ferrell is kind of tragic. She had so little faith in herself as an actress that she took a gamble on getting paid extra for the last season of DS9, and lost. For what it's worth, I thought she was competent; not as good as the principle actors, but she could have matured with time and effort.…