If you think that's bad, I thought this was the guy who played Roc in the short-lived FOX sitcom until I saw his picture.

If you think that's bad, I thought this was the guy who played Roc in the short-lived FOX sitcom until I saw his picture.

I think "Go With Me," from the same artist, was worse.  You can't take a Led Zeppelin classic like Kashmir, shout "Go With Me!" over it, and call that a new song!  That's just a desecration of an old song!  Even this is better!

I think "Go With Me," from the same artist, was worse.  You can't take a Led Zeppelin classic like Kashmir, shout "Go With Me!" over it, and call that a new song!  That's just a desecration of an old song!  Even this is better!

Okay, those are all right.  It seemed like Crystal got about as much screentime as Andre the Giant in the latter film, though.

Okay, those are all right.  It seemed like Crystal got about as much screentime as Andre the Giant in the latter film, though.

I see.  It was included in the Police box set for some reason, although I can't for the life of me figure out why.

I see.  It was included in the Police box set for some reason, although I can't for the life of me figure out why.

The Tony Hawk games started sucking right around the time Activision decided to turn them into free-roaming adventures.  "Talk to this guy, talk to that guy… I'm gettin' a sore throat."

The Tony Hawk games started sucking right around the time Activision decided to turn them into free-roaming adventures.  "Talk to this guy, talk to that guy… I'm gettin' a sore throat."

Since Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, I've done everything I can to NOT think of him.

Since Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, I've done everything I can to NOT think of him.

He got a home run with that one!  The Donger knows… he'll be walking funny for a week.

He got a home run with that one!  The Donger knows… he'll be walking funny for a week.

Here's how to hate Billy Crystal with that much relentless fury: watch him in any film ever.

Here's how to hate Billy Crystal with that much relentless fury: watch him in any film ever.

Oh no, Bette Midler!

Oh no, Bette Midler!

What's wrong with a song about fucking a blow-up doll?

What's wrong with a song about fucking a blow-up doll?