That's why you don't tell the chef, "Fugu me!"

I'd eat a Klondike bar!

My favorite part is the scene where Catwoman and Scarface first meet.  There's some really fantastic verbal fencing going on there, with "You're boring me, log" being an especially delicious line.

It really pissed me off that when Burger King released that kart racing game for the Xbox, they included a country music level straight from Rucker's ad, but he was nowhere to be found in it. I demand a refund on my crappy four dollar promotional gimmick!

Angry Comedian's been reading the Bad Candy website again, hasn't he?

All I know is that Much Obliged here owes me a new pair of underwear.  I ate one of BK's chicken salads last night… the results were catastrophic.

Also, I don't think Roscoe Lee Browne gets enough credit as the reclusive Dr. Wakati.  That voice is brilliant, and I love the idea of a professor who's so weary of humanity that he goes to great lengths to divorce himself from it.

You mean like a Cartoonalogical Society?

Judging from his snooty attitude, I'd say the jerk store!

You know, one of these days The Riddler is just going to give him that victory.

Robin attracted a female audience.  He was big with the ladies from what I recall, which is why they kept bringing him back.

This was a GREAT episode, and I'll hear no arguments to the contrary.  The writers did a fantastic job playing with the conventions of temporal physics… in addition to the previously mentioned machine gun door knock, there was Batman and Robin racing to Gotham with airplanes and birds frozen in mid-air, and the hero…

Joker's Favor seems to illustrate that nobody knows which of the clown's weapons are armed and which are gags… not even the Joker himself.  Yet a fat guy from the suburbs can tell the difference.  Go figure.

I know you weren't directing this to ME, but I'm answering anyway.  I preferred the comic because they used the proper Joker, not the way-too-angular version in The New Batman Adventures.  It's not JUST that, but there's a lot of backstory they didn't have room for in a twenty-two minute episode, like (spoilers) how a…

It's hardly limited to DC, though.  I remember one X-Men comic where a bunch of uptight mutant haters were protesting outside of Professor X's mansion.  The solution was to send a telepath out to overload them with sexual energy and make them jizz in their pants.  Another comic had Wolverine battling a rich serial…

I thought it was already determined that birds were the most recent evolutionary stage of the dinosaurs.

What I hate the most about this show is that Peter Griffin has become a total bastard without any motivation for his actions.  "Dance while I shoot you with a bb gun, and oh I promise I won't shoot you in the eye even though I'm aiming right for it" was infuriating.  Why has Peter become such a sadist?  Why do his…

Teletoon communicates exclusively in Flash.  They're like Holly Hunter, if she had a computer with Adobe software installed on it.

Oh my sweet God in heaven, what have I done to deserve this?!  Man, there are three Seth MacFarlane shows already, and some genius in Canada decides that IT WASN'T ENOUGH.

Yeah, this was a pretty sorry episode, especially for a season
premiere.  It was a series of jokes of wildly variable quality (some
good, most average, a few bad) stuck together with the watery glue of a
forgettable plot.  I'd say it's starting to resemble Family Guy, except Family Guy is on a backslide of its own,…