RulerBulon: They switched Penguins too, although I don't think they hired David Ogden Stiers (yes, Winchester from MASH. Also the fat alien from Lilo and Stitch!) until the made for TV movies. I don't know why, but he's a pretty good fit for the redesigned version of the character.

Hey hey, Skip, don't be bustin' on TaleSpin. That was a great show.

Hm…
I think The Onion is trying a little too hard to elevate video game criticism to that of other mediums, and the analogies are becoming increasingly strained with each new review. You guys should drop the pretentious air and get right to the nuts and bolts of the gameplay… you're reviewing a game, not swishing…

This is a really stupid argument made by Nintendo haters. There are countless sequels for dozens of video game franchises… Street Fighter, Mega Man, Halo, Grand Theft Auto, the list goes on and on. Yet it's only Nintendo that gets taken to task for it. You'll never hear these jerks say, "Goddamnit, not another…

He's easy to defeat though. You just stick a thermometer in his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Dead Space Extraction was a wonderful demonstration of what the Wii can do when properly utilized. Everything you do with the controller feels natural and logical, like shaking a glow stick to illuminate areas and listening to voice logs by setting the Wiimote to your ear. It's a damn crime this game didn't sell…

Prior to the advent of USB, the Gravis gamepad was the only good controller for PCs! I did have the good fortune to come across a Doc's PC GamePad which was an almost exact duplicate of the Super NES controller… but I was never a big fan of the Super NES controller's design.

How to Train Your Draggin' Viewership
Did they just say that they were going to "train" us, as if we were disobedient puppies? I've never been so insulted in my entire life! I have a mind to go down there and pee on their rugs while chewing up their slippers.