Can't beat the feelin'!

He is the concept of a bottle.

Shouldn't this headline be from The Onion?

You mean the UPN.

I give it an "A" for putting women in glass boxes, as is their natural place.

*Sips tranya*

TOYNBEE IDEA

oh! tumbleweeds!

archive trollin'

32 seconds

I paused The Retro Cocktail Hour for this?

No Lily-of-the-Valley piece?

So this is a step up from his previous living arrangements, right?

Loving Up All Night is easy because it is so ugly-ful.

Brendan Fraser, escaping from relevance.

Just don't turn those kids on to the seditious sounds of rock-eh-roll!

Hello, McFly!

Chocolate diamonds: The perfect way to tell your mistress that you love banging her, but you will never leave your wife.

YUUUUP!