Saw Childish Gambino live, it was fucking stupid.

That's what I'd say if I was lying.

It's not a trick Michael. It's an illusion!

Really? I think he looks like Captain Mack from Soul Plane.

Do you think her ghost flies around haunting people? Or does it roll around on the ground haunting people? Or is it permanently affixed to the couch haunting anyone who comes near it with fart noises instead of 'booooooo!'

Great. I just got the image of a fat guy looking down at his boner only to realize he can't see beyond his stomach stuck in my hand.

He rode a bike apparently. HELLO! I learned to ride a bike when I was 18. Big deal.

How is it even possible to go from being Zowie Bowie to Joey Bowie to Joe Bowie to David Bowie's best man to Duncan Jones to writing and directing the amazing hard science fiction movie Moon to directing the fun science fiction movie Source Code to directing video game movie adaptations? I mean, really?

So… you essentially want a Billy West monologue is what you're saying?

Sometimes when I'm in a public restroom taking a shit I like to leave the stall door open.

Vaguely related, but does anyone remember Teen Girl Squad? They need to update that site.

But for now, he’s just an adorable 10-year-old boy who says precocious things, in the sort of character development that so deepened our appreciation of other black-clad badasses like Darth Vader.

Among two AV Club writers you mean.

Yeah man, you really are missing out. Whenever, If Ever is a super awesome album.

This isn't a criticism of the AV Club specifically, but more broadly everyone who doesn't hold the same opinion (factual belief) as me…

Apparently controversial opinion alert!

Rolling Stone's reviews are pretty ridiculous for the most part. They neglect albums/musicians who aren't super well known, play it safe by praising the well known indie acts even if they aren't that great, praise 'Grammy contenders' regardless of quality, have a clear bias towards 'classic' musicians regardless of…

In 2000 years that saying will be replaced with

I really really liked Modern Family season 1. The later seasons just kinda beat the formula to death though.

And the ancient alien ducks.